Is this true about Kluges and Pop tarts?

Ok, So a bunch of Indonesian scientists discovered that pop tarts are sugary filled delights that are made from only the greatest Kluges in the worlds. So they now believe the Kluges will get mad now that everyone is eating these delicious sugary breakfast delights and somehow this pop tarts will become evil and try to build of a army of different kluges and pop tarts and destroy have of the population in the next 30 more years. So yea now I am kinda scared so please tell me everything you know about kluges and pop tarts. Alot of people say that they don't believe it but the mayans and hard working scientists believe it so it must be true. The Indonesians may be the greatest scientists in the world. So yea tell me what you believe cuz I am pretty scared with all this talk about pop tarts, kluges, and Indonesians....